|This will definitely win souls for Christ.|
Pointless introductions aside, I got the inspiration to write this little literary gem when I read about the Westboro Baptists and how the Supreme Court ruled in their favor in a recent case against them, citing the First Amendment. At first I was going to make an eloquent post explaining, point-by-point with logical examples, how those brand of Christians are retarded assholes. But then I started reading Bernard Bailyn’s The Ideological Origins of the American Revolution, and how invective was a popular form of political literature at the time.
|Well at least we know there won't be a |
shortage of morons to make fun of
in the future.
"Well, you’re a hypocrite for two reasons. First, you’re shitting all over the first amendment, and second you’re being just as mean and spiteful as they are. Would Jesus be so mean and spiteful?" Thank you, again, HTNS.
|"They're gonna protest what? *sigh*"|