Wednesday, April 6, 2011

France can officially eat my ass

Clearly, the reason Sarkozy wants to ban burqas.
That's right, they can eat it with a wooden spoon.  I didn't hate on France when they chose to not join us in Iraq.  I didn't even hate on them when, in a huge fit of hypocrisy, they asked us to help them bomb Libya, a country that posed no immediate danger to them.  "But Jack, you idiot, there were human rights violations going on in Libya."  You're right Hypothetical Nay-Sayer.  And Saddam Hussein was a bastion of Muslim virtue . . .

Anyway, France officially blows now because of their recent push to ban the wearing of traditional Muslim headwear in public.  I mean holy fucking sheep shit, are they seriousy?  What the hell happened to "Fraternite, Liberte, et Egalite?'  Apparently it only goes as deep as who you believe got the right message.

I mean, I get what they're trying to do.  They're trying to further secularize France.  Ever since they got a hard on for separation of church and state in the early 20th Century, they've had raging boners for getting everything that has to do with religion out of France.  Or have they?  I mean, does this mean that Christians are not allowed to wear cross jewelry out in public?  If someone knows the answer to that, then please speak up.

"I mean c'mon, they've gotta be hot
under there, right???"
This goes beyond the whole, "oh well, if it's in a government building then you need to be secular."  These fucks are actually talking about banning the wearing of this garb anywhere in public.  Say what you want about Americans being intollerant, but we would never allow anything like that to happen here.  I mean hell, we allowed some fucking moron to burn a Koran, regardless of the fact that it probably indirectly led to the deaths of innocent people.  That's how hardcore we believe in religious freedom.

So the next time any French person tries to lecture you about what it means to be free, then I highly suggest you tell him or her to eat your ass, because France is falling way far off the mark with this one.  And the best part is that even people in the French government think that this is absolutely retarded.  One guy thinks that it's a purely political ploy to try to get more support for his reelection. 

So guess what?  Europe is no more "liberal," than America.  A lot of people like to tout about how free Europe is.  They're so tolerant, and they actually give a shit about things like natural rights.  You forget that Europe perpetrated the Crusades and the Inquisition.  Sure that happened several hundred years ago, but it's pretty blatantly fucking obvious that they still harbor some sort of resentment towards the Muslims.  Hopefully the Muslims there spit in their hypocritical faces and continue to wear their shit as their religion prescribes.


"Oui, un-fucking-Americain!"

Voltaire and Rousseau would be insanely ashamed of these asshats, and any liberty loving person should fully back the Muslims on this one.  I don't give a god damn if you've been saved by the lord Jesus, or whatever the hell Protestants like to say, liberty knows no color or creed.  You're not American if you think France is in any way shape or form justified in what they're doing.

That's right.  Un-American.

3 comments:

Harrison said...

I speak French and I lived in France for 2 years. The burka ban is because they let too many Muslims from their former colonies into the country, had no plan with how to deal with them, and because they are snobby and never accepted these people into their society. In France, the burbs are the slums. They are filled with North African Muslims. Nobody wants to hire them, the police constantly harass them (based on the bombing in Paris from Algerian separatists), and just genuinely want them gone. Now they are stuck. Instead of dealing with the real issues, they ban the burka. Wrong way to go in my opinion.

Voltaire was no fan of Islam, either (or Judaism).

Jack Camwell said...

Voltaire was a fan of liberty. A lot of the Founders weren't fans of anything that wasn't a white Christian. No one's perfect I suppose.

So are you saying the French would just rather they leave?

Harrison said...

Yes... the French would prefer Muslim leave France, specifically North African ones.