|Miss USA 2010, a Muslim. Her Sharia|
can creep up on me any time =D
So lets talk about the political side of this whole cluster fuck. We’ve got a problem in America, and it’s not Islam itself. The problem is that Radical Islamists are plotting to pwn our shit, and we need to do stuff to keep them from faceraping us. The problem has been that while we want to be able to investigate radical Islam in America, we run the risk of stereotyping and lumping in non-radical Muslims in with the shit heads.
My initial reaction was: WTF? I think it goes without saying that if we know someone to be funding a terrorist organization, we should probably stop that person from doing so. Last I checked, not only is terrorism illegal, but I’m also pretty sure that funding terrorism is illegal as well. So why in the fuck-shit would the DoJ halt the indictments? Well, it’s political (just like everything on this shit planet).
|Maybe he's looking at a picture of Rosie O'Donnel naked?|
I mean let’s just think about this logically for a second. American Muslims have two options. Option 1: they can continue to lead prosperous lives, free to believe or do whatever the hell they want without fear of the government stoning them (so long as they’re not hurting anyone or conspiring to do so). Option 2: they can advocate a radical Muslim theocracy where they would likely be disenfranchised by Islamic Despots, and they’d most assuredly not be able to live out their lives in prosperity and freedom.
Who has tasted prosperity and freedom and wants to give it up? Now we can say, “oh well for Muslims, Islam is more important than all of that.” Whatever. They’re humans just like the rest of us. When I was over in Dubai, I saw several Muslims, in traditional Arab garb, downing beers at the Hard Rock Café Dubai. If a Muslim is given freedom, he or she will live his life the way most people do in Western Civilization.
How can I be sure? Well, I have some Muslim friends who are as normal as anyone else. Some former neighbors of mine were Muslim, straight from Israel, and I had to constantly come over to help them set up their new technology shit (computers, baller LCD TV, etc). The woman was so nice and so generous, and she always felt bad because she had nothing to give me for my time (not that I desired any compensation). That woman is obviously a terrorist.
|Definitely a terrorist.|
So the point of part 1 is that we need to be very, very careful when we go around accusing people of being into radical Islam. There might be a lot of nut-job Muslims in America, but my guess is that most of them just want to lead their lives unmolested, if only so that they can enjoy the fruits of Western Civilization.
I don’t blame the government for trying to tread carefully on investigating this shit, but I also think that they need to be somewhat courageous about it. They’re going to hurt some feelings, they’re going to be called bigots, but as long as their hearts are in the right place, and they’re not trying to disenfranchise all American Muslims, then I think we can cut them some slack.
Tomorrow, I’m going to talk about how radical Islam is a perversion of Islam itself, and how just as nut-job Christians, throughout history, have interpreted Christianity to justify their horseshit, so too have radical Muslims interpreted Islam to justify being douche bags.