|Oh yeah, this screams "I'm down with|
|A Swamp Monster|
|Fucking cunt. Sorry, couldn't hold it in any|
7. Snookie: This one is self-justifiable. If you seriously need me to back that one up with a witty remark, then you should be sterilized. Well, just in case, here goes. Snookie is a fat, ugly, annoying, mentally handicapped human being who does not deserve to earn the shit on a farmer’s shoes, let alone $100,000 per episode of
. She is the living embodiment of everything that is wrong with this country. Kids think she’s the greatest thing because she gets paid beaucoup bucks just for being a loud, obnoxious fucking moron. Why work hard when all you have to do is act like a stupid whore? Jersey Shore
|Someone in California dug too deep . . .|
6. Nancy Pelosi: Thank fucking GOD she is no longer Speaker. The sad thing is that I even know a lot of Democrats who are reluctant to associate themselves with her. If I knew that I didn’t have any women readers, I’d drop the C word on her, but out of deference for the sentiments of the fairer sex (because I want you to keep reading my blog) I will refrain from that. But in all seriousness, Nancy Pelosi might be the real life lich king. She fucking looks like a lich . . .