The Mullet Bandit . . . sigh. Why does a guy from Ohio who has become known for holding up banks have to wear a mullet? Doesn't he realize that he's only perpetuating the stereotype that we Ohioans are weird and backward?
Jesus Christ, we can't even rob banks without looking totally lame. Just for the record, I've only maybe seen one person here in Columbus that has a mullet. Anyway, happy Memorial Day, and here's a picture for your visual edification.
|How much you wanna bet that a friend had to talk him|
out of wearing scarlet and gray?