This is some shit straight out of Looney Toons or something. Mexican prisoner Juan Ramirez tried to escape by stuffing himself in his girlfriend's luggage.
Although it may sound shocking, the guards suspected something fishy when the girlfriend appeared to be very nervous rolling her bulging, overstuffed baggage by security. They opened it up to find Juan chilling inside in his underpants.
What's great is that when you think about it, even if he successfully made it out, the cops would know exactly who to look for and where to go since he would have last been seen with his girlfriend in a conjugal visit.
On the bright side, he'll never be proven guilty of being intelligent.