Monday, July 18, 2011

Dumbass Idea of the Week

So lets just walk through this one thoroughly.  A former lawyer goes out hunting, which is strike one because he wasn't allowed to own a weapon because of an aggrivated assault charge back in '85.  Then he accidentally shoots another hunter and kills him, which is retarded because the other hunter likely looked like a parking cone with the blaze orange that is required (by law I think); that's strike 2.

Strike 3 is that he didn't call for medical assistance immediately.

Strike 4 is that he also fired his shotgun so that it would be "inconsistent with the fatal wound from the rifle."

Strike 5 is that during the investigation, police discovered that this guy who wasn't even supposed to own weapons by state law owned 90 weapons and had ammo for all of them.

I think we can safely say that strike 6 is that he's a fucking moron.


2 comments:

Damien said...

Sorry for the stereotyping but I was waiting for you to say his name is Jeb from Alabama - just kidding - but I have to say that this has to be from the "only in America" list, right?

Jack Camwell said...

He's from Pennsylvania.

But yes, only in America.