This is not so much a news story as it is a story about an experience I had this past week. I work in a call center, and as such I come across people with quite a wide variety of names. A co-worker and I always tell each other the craziest names we've come accross.
I've seen silly shit like Cki (pronounced like sky), Laviathan, Chimera, Taunteyounna, and King/Sir (Insert Name). But one she had this week absolutely took the cake:
Yes, Ji-fucking-had. And this kid is not Muslim. His last name is as American as it gets, and neither of his parents are Muslim. The kid's name is Jihad. I am convinced that in 50 years America is going to be filled with complete morons with retarded names. I still weep for the future.