Wat? Dipped her hand into the substance? Why in the holy horseshit would your first reaction be to stick your hand in some strange orange goo? Nothing happened to her, but still, wouldn't it be a prudent move to just keep your hand out of the shit?Pictures taken by resident Mida Swan show an orange sheen across the harbor and on beaches in the village about 625 miles northwest of Anchorage.
Swan says she didn't smell anything odd when she dipped her hand into the substance.
I guess no one ever accused Alaska of being full of scholars.