Monday, August 29, 2011

Dumbass Idea of the Week

So imagine you're making your morning commute to work and out of nowhere, a Greyhound bus loses some canisters of its cargo.  The canisters emit a nasty odor, and the reason for that is because they're carrying bull semen . . .

Yes, the bus had prematurely ejected it's bull semen cargo.  It can happen to anyone, really, so it's not that this is a particularly dumb idea.  But the news article I read about it takes the cake and earns the spot as the dumbass idea of the week.  Here's the line that did it:

The incident began when the driver of a Greyhound bus carrying the freight alerted the fire department he had lost a part of his load while negotiating the ramp on a highway near Nashville.
I can't make this shit up even if I wanted to, people.  Fact is stranger, and funnier, than fiction.

Oh, and here are some of the best search terms used to find my blog from this week:

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Harrison said...

I heard the driver's favorite movie was either Bulworth or Freejack.

Silverfiddle said...

The story should have read "driver lost the bull's load." What are they teaching these reporters in college nowadays?