Monday, September 12, 2011

Dumbass Idea of the Week

Not having any experience at this, my guess is that when you're trying to rob someone it would be a good idea to be menacing.  You'd want to make your victim feel afraid that he or she will lose their life should they not comply with your demands.

So it baffles my mind, at least, that a man would try to rob a convenience store dressed as Gumby.  Apparently, the robbery failed because his Gumby hands were too big to fit into his pocket and take out his gun.

Aside from the fact that he dressed up like Gumby, this whole ordeal makes little logical sense.  It would be a one-shot deal, as it would be all over the news to look out for a dude dressed as Gumby.  Late-night convenience store clerks beware: Gumby is still at large.

Perhaps he was just getting really tired of having sex with Pokey and just wanted some cash to pick up a real trick off a street corner.  It's a funny world we live in.



Jersey McJones said...

Hey, I heard about this on the radio today! Funny shit! (The guy's got to be nuts - I'd love to meet him!)


Silverfiddle said...

LOL! Where do you find this stuff?

Jack Camwell said...

Silver: Yahoo's Odd News =)

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