Monday, October 10, 2011

Dumbass Idea of the Week

There's a couple of rules in life that everyone should know.  For instance, don't piss on an electric fence.  Never consume raw or undercooked pork or chicken.  And oh yeah, never punch a dude on national television.

Some Russian billionaire guy, Alexander Lebedev, punched some other Russian guy on television.  Apparently, he clocked him so hard that he sent the guy flying backwards.  Now, he's been arrested and could serve 5 years in prison.

When asked for comment, Vladimir Putin said that it was all "hooliganism."  Apparently, rule #4 is never call a rich Russian dude that you'd rather get punched in the face than talk to him.  You'll get what you asked for.


3 comments:

Harrison said...

Good thing Putin can't be thrown in jail for hurting people. He'd get life.

Karen Howes said...

Uh... yeah. If you don't want to get hit, don't goad people to do so. Moron.

That said, a great many people could benefit from being socked in the jaw.

Anonymous said...

The moral of the story is

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Ta ta ta TA ta TAAAAAA!!!
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We are ALL on television now ALL the time.

SO ....
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You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better not pout
I'm telling you why
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU NOW!


~ FreeThinke