What I don't understand is why amazing costumed vigilantes don't exist in real life. This guy, who can't even come up with a better name than "Phoenix Jones," dresses in a suit of molded body armor--which admittedly looks pretty well done--and apparently just goes around calling the cops on people.
Well, his antics met a hiccup when he pepper sprayed a group of people outside a club, apparently for no reason. One of the women in the group beat him with her shoe until the cops arrived and booked him. He faces a $5,000 fine.
Seriously dude, if you're going to dress like a badass then perhaps you should actually BE a badass. Just once I'd like to see a real-life costumed hero who can actually throw down like Batman. I guess we're just cursed to have dorky weirdoes for heroes.