Anyway, western civilization is threatening sanctions against Iran for being assholes. Go figure, right? Whether it's over nukes or the Straights of Hormuz, Iran is always saying/doing some stupid shit that gets it in trouble with the rest of the planet.
So how are they getting back at the west for such an affront to their sovereignty and national well-being? Banning Barbie Dolls of course. Yes, Iran's morality police have been out in force to toy stores allover Darius' kingdom forcing vendors to remove Barbie Dolls from their shelves. So Iran seeks to win a cultural victory by banning toys.
In another stroke of hilarity, Iran has also been promoting the sale of toy versions of the UAV drone they captured some weeks ago. Now that is actually pretty funny. Well played Ahmadinejad. Well played you beautiful bastard!
And now, in the spirit of moral depravity and lewdness, here's a picture of a girl that I happen to be madly in love with. And by "in love," I mean I lust after her like a vegan loves a veggie burger.
|I wonder if it's illegal to be smoking hot in Iran . . .|