Well, at least the drugs were in his backpack and not some other unsavory place. A 4 year old kid whipped out 9 backs of pot during snack time at school. When the teacher tried to confiscate the contraband, the child responded with "bitch take yo' hands off mah shit."
Okay, that last part is completely fabricated, thank God. The kid had no idea what the hell he had going on, which would be fortunate if he didn't already have 9 bags of pot stuck in his bag.
Parents: if you're going to sell drugs, you probably shouldn't use a 4 year old to do it.