Anyway, what a better way to kick off the New Year with a story about how the Italians celebrate it. Apparently, they're all about setting off fireworks, but they're also apparently too fucking stupid to do it safely. This year, 561 people were hurt, and two died, from firework related accidents.
One dumbass thought it'd be a great idea to light a firecracker inside his house. Of course, he got hurt when he couldn't throw it outside before it blew.
So congratulations Italy, you're the first dumbasses of the year (at least in my book anyway)!
|For being morons.|