Monday, June 18, 2012

Dumbass Idea of the Week: "So a dude walks into a deli . . ."

So a guy walks into a deli, orders a specific sandwich, and he becomes concerned that they aren't making his sandwich correctly.

So the only logical recourse is to call the cops.  Right?  Well, that's what this jackass does.  He calls 911 to try and get a cop out to the deli to settle a dispute over the way his sandwich was being prepared.  From the article, here's the 911 conversation:
"Um, hi. My name is Rother McLennon and I'm at Grateful Deli," the man says on the 911 recording.

"I specifically asked for um little um, turkey, and little um ham and a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise…and they are giving me a hard time so I was wondering if you could stop by and just…"

That's when the dispatcher responds in disbelief, asking, "You're calling 911 because you don't like the way they're making your sandwich?"

"Exactly," McLennon answers.
CBSNewYork reports that the dispatcher calmly advises the caller to not buy the sandwich and to leave the store.

"He's telling me he won't make it for me again, just because of that," McLennon pleads. "So, I just want to solve this the right way, you know?"

"They playing games with me," he continues. "So, I'm just wondering if you could come by?"

After what sounds like a scoff and a very long pause, the dispatcher says, "Just stay there, or stay outside, I'll send somebody. In the future, just don't buy the sandwich, ok?"
Grats bro.  You're a moron.


Silverfiddle said...

The cops should have responded and cracked him over the head with their nightsticks.

Isn't stuff like that a crime?

KP said...

That story makes me h8ungry!