|How could you not be thankful for this?!|
"The image of the Coachella Valley High School mascot depicts a man with a large nose, heavy beard, and wearing a Kaffiay, or traditional Arab head covering. It has come to our attention that during sporting events and school functions, a student dressed as this figure, makes an appearance."Let's break this down, bit by bit, shall we? First:
|Uh-oh. This guy has a big nose, a beard|
and he's wearing a kaffiya! Someone call
the PC police!!!
|Albert Camus serves as the inspiration of|
the letter format.